Thursday, September 28, 2006
When you feel that everything's starting to tear up into pieces, borrow Bart Simpson's a Guide to Life from Genie and have a good laugh:)
Here are some of my faves.
Bart's Museum Etiquette
Natural History Museum
1. Attach bargain price tags to the stuffed animals
2.. Tape signs on the backs of museum guards that say "NEANDERTHAL MAN"
3. Climb inside a dinosaur skeleton and pretend you're a prisoner of the musuem
4. Add your teacher's name to the endagered species list
Science Museum
Place samples of your saliva on the microscope slides
Art Museum
1. Turn all the modern paintings upside down and see if anyone can tell the difference
2. Take off all your clothes and pose like a statue. If you get in trouble, reply that the human body is a thing of beauty as all true artists know, and not something to be ashamed of.
3. Tape your 50 yr.old teacher's photo to the wall that says "WILL POSE NUDE"
5:35 AM.
